Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”
he places the leash down on the ground so carefully
Selena Gomez at the Versace Fashion Show 2013
are we really gonna focus on Selena or are we gonna talk about the guy next to her because yoooo.
That’s Collin from awkward
MUTHA FUCKIN COLLIN>
they both sososos sex y
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
smooth motherfucker strikes again
will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits